all about Madonna

Madonna has had more looks than acting jobs, but like her abominable turns on the big screen, she keeps ‘em coming.
Her new stint as couture model (for a cool $20 million!) is no exception. The Material Girl has materialized in fashion rags as a Versace-clad secretary – minus the typing. See Madonna seductively lick an envelope while wearing a skimpy halter dress! Watch as the card-carrying Kabbalah worshiper takes messages in gold-lame platform sandals!
The pop star’s newest transformation might make you wonder Who’s That Girl – Again. If you’re Desperately Seeking Madonna, we’ve put together a reinvention timeline that would make even Lon Chaney break out in a sweat:
- Belly-Bearing Bride (circa 1984): Madonna sent shock waves through the country after moaning and groaning “Like a Virgin” on the MTV stage clad in a barely there bridal gown, complete with bustier, garters and a whole lotta attitude. Second-graders promptly begged parents for lace gloves, crucifix accessories and half-shirts.
- Marilyn Monroe Redux (circa 1986): The star proved herself to be a True Blue fan of Monroe’s, chopping and dyeing her hair and singing about teen pregnancy in “Papa Don’t Preach.”
- Buff and Blonde (circa 1991): When Blonde Ambition took over, she went with a pumped-up version of the Marilyn look, especially with her newfound figure (weightlifting, anyone?), John Paul Gaultier bra cones and whip-worthy ponytail.
- Sex, Erotica and Bedtime Stories (circa 1993): The pop star goes a little bit porn, baring it all in her book “Sex,” exploring S & M in her videos for “Erotica” and holding naughty sleepovers to promote “Bedtime Stories.”
- Mum’s the Word (circa 1998): She’s not the mother of all mothers, but this Madonna left all fashion by the wayside, shirking sexy lingerie for sweats and newsboy caps.
- Blinded By the Ray of Kabbalah Light (circa 1999): She’s a mother and a mystic, but that doesn’t stop her from channeling a “Lord of the Rings”-type fashion sense. Red bracelets might be in, but Madge has been all black.
- Cowboy Up (circa 2000): Don’t Tell the Rhinestone Cowgirl to lose the chaps. Madonna made snap shirts and 10-gallon hats stylish again.
- “The English Roses” Prim and Proper (circa 2003): Hmmm . . . what should an author wear? I know! Tweed, glasses and shirts that actually button up to the bra!

by By Lauren Beckham Falcone
source : bostonherald.com

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