Bow down to two of pop’s biggest icons as Madonna and Katy Perry unapologetically demonstrate the power move that have taked them to the top. But millions of albums sold and the love of billions aren’t all the duo have in common. They rap about tour strategies, religious upbringings, and what it means to rule the world.
Madonna: Have you recovered from the photo shoot? Because I have a sore neck.
Katy Perry: I was sore in my upper body and my butt area from all that squatting.
Madonna: It’s good to be sore in your butt. My neck is sore from that wonderful moment when I was sucking on your heel. I kept thinking, How many bacteria do you think there are on the heel of a shoe? Then I thought, There’s no point. Do they have Purell mouthwash?
Katy Perry: Why don’t they have that? I feel like I want to live in a Purell world. This sounds very first-world problem, but we meet so many people a night on tour, and you never want to cancel a show because you caught a cold.
Madonna: Yeah. It’s something I think about. I load up on B12 shots and things like that.
Katy Perry: I actually have a B12 shot sitting outside my room, ready to jab me in the butt.
Madonna: I think you should learn to do it on your own, so you don’t have to deal with strangers coming into your dressing room. What you do is you just turn. I put my knee up on a chair and put all my weight onto the leg I’m not shooting it into and squeeze the fat together so that it goes into the fatty tissue.
Katy Perry: Right. Madonna and Katy Perry shoot up! Yeah!
Madonna: Let’s face it, the person who has the least amount of fun on tour is the artist. Because after the show everybody else can go out and party and not worry if they get a cold or whatever, but the artist has to go home and recover and prepare for the next one. So speaking of being on tour, it’s such a massive undertaking for me, but when I saw you the other day, you looked so chilled and relaxed and beautiful. A couple of weeks before my production rehearsals I look and feel like a truck ran me over.
Katy Perry: Oh, thank you, but I look like that now.
Madonna: (laughs) I want to know what your secret is. Because you didn’t look like that.
Katy Perry: Now I definitely look a little bit stressed. I’m actually sitting on the couch and I’m into my fourth day of production rehearsals. I’ve already ordered a doctor.
Madonna: (laughs) It is the ultimate immune destroyer, being on tour. Aside from long hours and dancing and singing, you’re also in places where it’s freezing cold or insanely hot or dry or the air-conditioning is crazy…
Katy Perry: Don’t do AC…
Madonna: I don’t either. It drives everybody insane.
Katy Perry: I’ve done some preventive stuff. I went to Chinese doctor about a year ago and all the vitamins I take are curated to my blood. And then the thing that I do that I really believe in is Transcedental Meditation.
Madonna: Really? I didn’t know that you meditated.
Katy Perry: Yeah. I do TM, and it saves my life.
Madonna: And you do it in morning or at night?
Katy Perry: I usually do it in morning. You’re supposed to do it twice, but I just wake up and plop right into it. The trick is to do it before you look at your phone, because once you look at your phone, you’re done.
Madonna: Yeah. Good idea. I used to do it, but I would sometimes fall back asleep.
Katy Perry: But that means you’re already exhausted. I feel a hundred times better when I do iy.
Madonna: Do you do two run-through a day?