Q: whats your favourite method of procrastination?
A: plucking my eyebrows
Q: No questions. Just saying thanks for being so fucking badass.
A: thanks for noticing
Q: I know you love soundtracks. Which ones have you been listening to recently?
A: The soundtrack to The Skin I Live In.
Q: “American Life” was an unfairly maligned album and many of you fans rank it as one of your best. What do you think critics and casual listeners “didn’t get” about that album?
A: because i dealt with alot of controversial issues in it. i criticized american politics, the entertainment business in hollywood..i was in an angry mood when i was making it. maybe that came across. but i was in an angry mood when i made my last album too
Q: Hi Madonna, how do you calm down when you get angry? Love.
A: i dont its a hot mess
Q: When will you release a sequel to Sex? I believe we’ve waited long enough.
A: probably never there is no sequel one time only
Q: Which music video was your favorite to make?
A: justify my love in paris
Q: Hey M, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you enter on stage to a roaring crowd?
A: what city am i in again? and then….breathe….
Q: Pussy Riot member Maria Alekhina has unfortunately been denied parole and a Russian news outlet’s headline “No Russian Feels Any Respect for Pussy Riot” is less than progressive. How important do you feel it is an artist’s duty to voice forth a statement of equity between such issues and do you feel it’s being used enough in the current year 2013?
(I want to sincerely thank you for your support for social and political justice, specifically the Pussy Riot movement. I’ve been a fan since I was 4 years old. I’m 24 now. “You’ll See” was the first proper single I’d ever owned. Thank you also for the great music & being an inspiration to generations upon generations).
A: its essential its the artsts responsibility to reflect society and have the freedom to express themselves
Q: Hi Madonna! When is Blond Ambition Tour coming to DVD?
A: when i can find the tapes in the archives
Q: Do you believe in Astrology? What is your rising sign? Do you feel more your sun sign or moon sign or rising sign?
A: i believe in the sciene of astrology i do not know my rising because you need to know your time of birth but my moon is in Virgo and i feel equally split down the middle 50% leo 50% virgo
Q: What is your favorite dessert?
A: A lemon tart or the rose lycee macaroon cake from La Duree
Q: Madonna I love everything you do, and I love you of course. So do millions, as you know, and you have fans in all walks of life. What would you tell the ones who will probably never meet you and can’t ever afford to see you live?
A: thats the great thing about making music and films. it reaches people you havent met yet. i can still connect with people thru my art.
Q: Hi Madonna. If you decide to write a book for women, what is the first subject that comes to your mind?
A: dont give to a man what he doesnt give you first
Q: Why u do not have any pet at home?
A: i have fish and some cockroaches
Q: Are you coming to the Hard Candy Fitness opening in Berlin? I wanna work out with u
A: yes, see you there
Q: M why didn’t you sing Love Spent in São Paulo? We missed it a lot. You had to spend your luv on us.
A: i think i cut it out because it was raining and i was on the edge of the stage naked and i wasnt feeling well
Q: … if you met someone that had never listened to one of your albums as a whole, which one would you personally recommend that they listen to? What is the quintessential Madonna album according to you?
A: yes. ray of light
Q: hello God! Would you ever fight and talk about LGBT rights in Africa? We need you!
A: of course and i have. I made a statement about the law in malawi for people being arrested and sent to jail for being gay.
Q: Whose idea was to re-invent the famous JPG corset?
A: it was gaultiers idea to re-create the black patent leather cage
Q: Madonna I want to apologize for booing at your concert oct 16th 2008. You mentioned Obama and I booed . I have felt bad for years after. I think you are a wonderful person and an amazing artist. Thank you for inspiring me all these years.
A: i forgive you
Q: Can you name one gay guy you wish you could turn straight?
A: frank ocean
Q: how can the planets affect our behavior? me and my sister were born the same day and we are very different #AskMadonnaAnything @Reddit
A: the same year? are you twins? if you are not born the same year, its totally different. the planets the moon the suns the stars were all lined up in different ways. If you are twins you were born at different times.