Q: what mood are you in right now?
A: feeling pulled in a million directions
Q: bold WE ALL KNOW DETROIT IS A TOUGH CROWD!!! WE LOVE YOU DONT GIVE UP ON US!!! PLEASE KEEP COMING BACK!!! p.s. what did guy do with the photos of all the tattoos of you?
A: i cant tell you, its x-rated
Q: What should religion and politics do to help World PEACE?
A: not get involved with one another. separate church and state
Q: Where should I put these hydrangeas?
A: up your ass
Q: Where do u keep your award trophies?
A: i dont, they are in my award closet
Q: why do you think people have such a hard time wrapping their head around everything you do? it seems like people are so confused by you.
A: because i dont explain everything nor do i feel the need to.
Q: You have accomplished pretty much everything. What’s your proudest achievement as an artist?
Q: Hi Madonna! Would you consider doing a full-on rock album?
A: full-on no
Q: In Die Another Day (love this song !) you say : “Sigmund Freud, analyse this”. Can you explain why ? You like his work ?
A: actually im not a big fan of Sigmund Freud, it was meant to be ironic because i dont think everything can be analyzed i think he was too celebral and a misogynist. im a fan of carl jung.
Q: Hey Madonna! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. WILL YOU EVER COME TO INDIA ON TOUR?
A: if i could find the right venue to play in
Q: Hello Madonna, I was wondering what was it like to watch yourself during the MDNA movie screening in NYC? What were you thinking, what were you feeling?
A: exhilarating and exhausting
Q: Madonna is true that Rocco will release an album??
A: he wishes! Just need to get him thru the 8th grade right now. get him to do his math homework!
Q: loveu Hi, Honestly how much pain you felt for the wound you received in the face on the show in Medellin?
A: i felt no pain i had too much adrenaline pumping through my veins it was hours afterwards
Q: Would you consider ever doing a small fan tour with less known songs (but very loved) like Skin, Falling Free, Time Stood Still etc for the real fans?
A: sounds like fun – who is going to pay my overhead?
Q: what do I need to do to make you go on a date with me?
A: send photo
Q: madonna please my beauty is on the inside xox
A: I still need to see it. show me your internal beauty then
Q: What is the best present you got for Your B-day?
A: i got a bong in the shape of a penis
Q: Will you be my boo?
A: yes ill be your boo
Q: Did you get to do anything exciting in Pittsburgh, like visit the Warhol museum?
A: no i wish i love Pittsburgh i didnt get out
Q: If you would have a tattoo what would it be?
A: if i knew what i wanted to have as a tattoo, i would have one
Q: Hi Madonna!! Listen, I go through a rough breakup after a 3 year relationship with my bf…what should I do to ease the pain?? Which of your songs should I play repeatedly???
A: gang bang
Q: If I twerk for you, would you twerk for me?
A: send photo
Q: I’ve missed your iconic backhanded replies
A: ive missed sharing them with you. keep asking questions you know the answers to.
Q: Have you ever considered going into politics?
A: i have gone into politics. my work is political.