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Madonna Interview : Late Show with David Letterman

David: You have to, we have to say goodbye now. Madonna: Why? David: Because we have other guests. Madonna: Why? David: Probably, probably not anymore, but we should. Madonna: Can’t this just go on and on? David: Oh, it seems like it has, don’t it? [laughter] David: You know we want to get the Counting Crows out here and we want to get the bagger. Madonna: Why? David: We want to hear their song, they have a little song they’ve planned for us, so we’d like to hear it. David: And the grocery bagger, you don’t want to break his heart, do you? Madonna: [Shakes her head yes] David: No, look at this [clock showing the time is 12:13] Look see? Hi how ya doing? Oh, ok, so. Madonna: It’s not really this late anyway, this is all a fantasy. David: Right, but I mean when… Madonna: We are living ahead of the time when it actually is. David: Exactly, very heavy Madonna, thank you. [laughing] David: I don’t know, I don’t kn… Madonna: Don’t f*** with me Dave? David: I know. Madonna: Don’t make me act a fool. David: Um, so I think what we’ll do is.. Madonna: Wait a minute, I just want to ask you one more question. David: Yeah, sure, go ahead shoot. Madonna: Have you ever smoked Endo? David: I’m sorry? Madonna: Have you ever smoked Endo? David: I don’t know what you’re talking about. Madonna: You’re a god-damn liar! David: I , No, I ah, uh, ah, I don’t ah, I don’t. [Madonna laughing hysterically] [organ music] David: No, I don’t, I, uh sorry, I don’t, I don’t know what you’re talking about. Madonna: Well, you should. David: Alright, well, I’ll put that on my list of things to do. Audience Member: Get off! David: [writing on a piece of paper] Smoke some Endo! Madonna: Oh, oh, oh, and pee in the shower. David: Ok, pee in the shower. Get those panties cleaned. Ok, alright Madonna. Madonna: Don’t tell me you haven’t peed in the shower. David: [laughing strangely] Whoop! Madonna: Everybody pees in the shower and everybody picks their nose. Audience Member: Get off! David: Ok, now, um. Madonna: Why do we have to be, why do you keep flashing that card? David: Because, we because… Madonna: Can’t we just break the rules? Audience Member: Get off! Madonna: Who said that? David: No, no, that’s the guy you wouldn’t kiss earlier. [laughter] David: The guy out there, you irritated him. David: Alright, ok, now. Madonna: Is the show almost over? David: The show is nearly over, we have to say goodbye now. Madonna: We only have a few minutes. David: We only have a few minutes and thank you again from the bottom of my heart, it was nice of you to stop by tonight. [applause] David: Madonna! [applause] Madonna: When you come back I’ll still be here, f*** it! David: Of course that’s what I was going to say, she, she, [in a loud crazy voice] she won’t leave, we can’t get rid of her, what if she’s still here tomorrow night! [laughter] [organ music, Jaws?] David: [in a strange voice] Ah, that’s crazy, ah, ah… [laughter] David: Ah, just for the hell of it let’s do a commercial and see what happens, we’ll be right back. [laughter] [Commercial] © Late Show with David Letterman